Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Stuff that drives me nuts (yet again)

I recently mentioned that I was doing a sort of detox by basically eliminating wheat, dairy, eggs, corn, sugar, soy and peanuts from my diet, and shockingly I’m still at it. 

Though to be honest I’m a little lax on the eggs and sugar part, I’m avoiding them but I’ll have mayo (eggs) or chocolate (sugar) sometimes. Anyway, I’m not missing bread too much anymore, I can live without the cheese (I can have goat cheese) and I’ve found alternative pastas that I can eat (buckwheat pasta, mainly), what I do miss with a passion is baking. So the other day I had the most amazing, gorgeous, wonderful fresh blueberries and I got a humongous hankering for blueberry pie. Can’t have pie, as pie crust has wheat, so what to do?

Well, I went a-searching for a wheatless pie crust, found one, made the pie (recipe here) and all was well in my world. For like, three minutes. I then got a hankering for pancakes, and sponge cake, and donuts, of all things. So I hit the internet again and found this Babycakes cookbook. Babycakes is a bakery in NY (also in other cities now) that is mostly gluten and dairy free and gets great reviews especially for their donuts. Anyone who can make a convincing fake donut is a baking goddess in my book so I zipped over to amazon and got myself a copy.

I haven’t hit the oven yet because the author is very specific about certain ingredients and I’m working on finding them or somehow getting them over here. 

But this is what drives me nuts: she goes on and on about how precise one must be with measurements and which measuring cups are better than others and so on and so forth, for pages and it just made me want to yell at her “for crying out loud, lady, you’re a professional baker! If you want the rest of us to make accurate measurement put the freaking weight on there along with the cups and spoons”. Seriously, flour can be closely packed or loose, even when sifted (which she doesn’t specify) it can have a different density every time but the weight will always be the same, sometimes when pouring you can get a little more, or less sugar in a measuring cup but the weight will always be the same. I’m pretty sure that anyone who’s willing to invest in specialty flours and top of the line ingredients to make freaking muffins probably has a digital scale in their kitchen and if not is likely willing to buy one.

Phew, so glad I got that off my chest! I just hate it when people are adamant about something and then basically do the exact opposite of what they’re asking you to do. WTF lady, help us novice bakers out here!

Linking up with WTF wednesday over at Funny or Snot.



12 comments:

  1. haha. this is awesome! My college daughter and I are trying to detox and go gluten free for 2 weeks and see how we feel...I might go crazy, so I will let ya know! LOL

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  2. Too funny!  This is why I love European cookbooks that are almost all in weight!  Saves me the trouble of having to convert!  Next time I'm in Italy I'll have to let you know so we can meet up!  We are in Torino/Milan often since we are so close!

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  3. Absolutely! Oh, and btw, you've definitely "popped" ;-)

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  4. Ha ha! You know, this leveling off of flour and packing our brown sugar are placed in our heads with the microchip that goes in when we get our passports. I find this weight thing seriously confusing! had to buy a scale! :-)

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  5. Let me know how your $45.00 pancakes turn out and how much they weigh!  WTF indeed :)

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  6. If you manage to stick with it for the first week you are good to go cause that's when the cravings pass. I could not believe how bad the cravings for all things flour based were, I felt like an addict!

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  7. Once you learn the weighing method you will want to throw your measuring cups in the trash! I love my digital scale, with a passion that is almost worrisome...

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  8. I know! They better be worth it!!

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  9. I'm like a bull in a china shop when it comes to cooking.  I am so imprecise.  I blame it on never having home ec.  When a baking recipe calls for measurements, I am fairly precise, but I rarely sift flours or use the knife to level off the measuring cup.  But when it's supper cooking, I wing it with the measurements.  And I don't get a lot of complaints, so I think it must work!

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  10. There is nothing worse than recipes that are incorrect. I once tried to make a chicken lasagna. The recipe included no chicken. Not how to cook it, not how much to use, nothing. WTF?

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  11. As you say, it's just easier to be precise with measurements! I'm a fly by the seat of my pants cook most of the time too, I like to experiment (also, I'm lazy) but not when it comes to baking. Have had too many disasters in the oven, but I hate all the sifting and measuring with cups and spoons, hence the digital scale.

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  12. Hmmm, did it just say recipe at the top and then contain a totally random text? Or maybe it was for a "chicken" lasagna... maybe it was some sort of challenge: let's see if you can make a chicken lasagna with no information at all!
    (and now I feel like chicken lasagna... I wonder if I can make a gluten free variety...)

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