5 signs you're PMSing

Do you recognize the signs?

1.    You suddenly start eating your weight in carbs.

2.    Everything your husband does is stupid or mean, or stupid and mean.

3.    Commercials are so sad, they make you cry.

4.    You love your children so much, it makes you cry.

5.    Your husband is so sweet, he loves you so much, it makes you cry.

Oh and a bonus: the only thing that makes you feel better is ice cream. Always keep some in the fridge, cause your husband certainly isn’t going to go get it for you in the middle of the night, that only happens when you’re pregnant. The first time. Because he’s mean. Or stupid. Or both.